Nonsequittal Rumblings

I’m seeing diamond dust here! This is pretty cool! It’s definitely not snow. Very fine ice crystals are just floating in the air, and reflecting the morning sunlight. It’s very pretty. How appropriate is this, as I am a part of the team who works on anime-fansubbing the series called Diamond Dust Drops. I can’t really take a good picture of it, so… see this or this for a sample picture of what it really is. I’m sure all of you who’ve lived in the cold are have seen it in your lifetime, just not knowing what it’s really called.

<?php
// This function analyzes how well koji programs
// with any given mood & other factors for the
// day. Quite useful.
function koji_coding_in_php()
{
  global $me, $got_morale_support;
  if ($me == "feeling like PHP")
  {
    if ($me == "awake")
    {
      be_productive();
      return ("successful");
    }
    else
    {
      try_to_be_productive();
      if ($me == "happy")
      {
        return ("successful");
      }
      else
      {
        return ("miserably failed");
      }
    }
  }
  else
  {
    if ($got_morale_support == "true")
    {
      return ("half-ass success");
    }
    else
    {
      return ("shit-face failed");
    }
  }
} // end function
?>